05-08-2021, 01:02 AM
A lady's dog keeps scratching its ear so she takes him to the veterinarian to have him checked out. The vet looks at the dog's ear and says to the lady, "Your dog has a bad ear infection. I'm going to put some drops in there for now, but you might want to consider clearing the hair out of his ears so that it doesn't recur." "How should I do that?", the woman asks, and the vet tells her use a depilatory like Nair to remove the hair.
On the way home the lady stops at the drug store and asks the pharmacist if he sells Nair. The pharmacist gets her the Nair and tells her, "if you use this on your legs make sure and not shave your legs for a week afterwards." The woman tells him that it's not for her legs to which he replies, "Well the same is also true if your going to use it on your armpits." The lady answers," It's not for my armpits, it's for my schnauzer." The pharmacist answered, "Well in that case don't ride a bicycle for a week after."
On the way home the lady stops at the drug store and asks the pharmacist if he sells Nair. The pharmacist gets her the Nair and tells her, "if you use this on your legs make sure and not shave your legs for a week afterwards." The woman tells him that it's not for her legs to which he replies, "Well the same is also true if your going to use it on your armpits." The lady answers," It's not for my armpits, it's for my schnauzer." The pharmacist answered, "Well in that case don't ride a bicycle for a week after."
When David met Goliath everyone else said, "He's too big to defeat". David said, "He's too big to miss!"