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01-21-2021, 09:41 PM
This is the story of a young UT college student flying in the right seat of a small plane with an elderly pilot.

The pilot has a heart attack and dies. The young lady passenger frantically grabs the controls and the mike and calls out... "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot just had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"

She then hears a calming voice on the radio saying... "This is ABIA Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Just take a deep breath ma'am, stay calm & everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She replies, "I'm 5' 4" and I support Joe Biden."

"Oh, O.K."... says the calm voice on the radio. "Now slowly repeat after me... Our Father, who art in Heaven...”
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Joke of the Day - by BluntForceTrauma - 01-03-2021, 06:14 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 01-04-2021, 01:15 AM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 01-04-2021, 05:13 AM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 01-04-2021, 03:42 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 01-12-2021, 11:45 AM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 01-21-2021, 09:41 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 01-22-2021, 02:31 AM
Joke of the Day - by TexHill - 01-22-2021, 04:03 PM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 01-26-2021, 05:36 PM
Joke of the Day - by MrDraco - 02-04-2021, 05:54 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 02-05-2021, 03:03 AM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 02-05-2021, 07:30 AM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-08-2021, 05:59 AM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 02-08-2021, 11:39 AM
Joke of the Day - by Sinclair - 02-09-2021, 12:04 AM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-09-2021, 04:10 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-11-2021, 05:53 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-11-2021, 08:00 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-15-2021, 06:32 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 02-15-2021, 08:39 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-16-2021, 03:19 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-16-2021, 03:33 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 02-16-2021, 08:55 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 02-18-2021, 11:57 AM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-18-2021, 07:08 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-18-2021, 09:54 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-19-2021, 03:15 PM
Joke of the Day - by Fess - 02-19-2021, 06:33 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-20-2021, 03:01 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-20-2021, 03:02 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 02-20-2021, 05:10 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-20-2021, 11:45 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-21-2021, 02:32 PM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 02-22-2021, 04:01 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 02-22-2021, 10:23 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-23-2021, 04:51 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-24-2021, 03:57 AM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 02-24-2021, 09:01 AM
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Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-24-2021, 11:52 PM
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Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-27-2021, 07:13 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-04-2021, 03:50 AM
Joke of the Day - by Lemonaid - 03-05-2021, 01:37 AM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-11-2021, 03:58 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-11-2021, 03:59 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 03-12-2021, 04:32 AM
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Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 03-13-2021, 11:34 AM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-14-2021, 02:59 AM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 03-14-2021, 03:32 AM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 03-14-2021, 08:59 AM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 03-15-2021, 08:19 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 03-15-2021, 11:28 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-18-2021, 05:09 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-18-2021, 05:13 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-18-2021, 05:17 PM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 03-19-2021, 12:24 AM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-19-2021, 04:25 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-23-2021, 10:18 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-24-2021, 04:59 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-24-2021, 09:39 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 03-25-2021, 01:07 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-27-2021, 12:39 AM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-27-2021, 08:16 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 03-28-2021, 04:53 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-29-2021, 05:57 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-30-2021, 09:21 PM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 04-04-2021, 10:19 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 04-15-2021, 12:33 AM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 04-16-2021, 06:55 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 04-18-2021, 03:02 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 04-19-2021, 01:22 PM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 04-27-2021, 11:01 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 04-28-2021, 03:15 AM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 04-28-2021, 01:31 PM
Joke of the Day - by Fess - 04-29-2021, 02:45 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 05-05-2021, 10:46 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 05-07-2021, 11:47 PM
Joke of the Day - by TexHill - 05-08-2021, 01:02 AM
Joke of the Day - by MrDraco - 05-11-2021, 02:58 PM
Joke of the Day - by Lemonaid - 05-11-2021, 08:20 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 05-23-2021, 08:27 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 05-23-2021, 08:28 PM
Joke of the Day - by TexHill - 05-25-2021, 02:18 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 05-26-2021, 12:29 AM
Joke of the Day - by MrDraco - 05-29-2021, 04:26 PM
Joke of the Day - by BluntForceTrauma - 05-30-2021, 03:42 AM
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Joke of the Day - by jasper2408 - 05-31-2021, 02:38 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 06-03-2021, 04:03 AM
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Joke of the Day - by okiecat - 06-16-2021, 11:31 PM
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Joke of the Day - by TexHill - 06-25-2021, 05:17 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 06-26-2021, 01:53 AM
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Joke of the Day - by jasper2408 - 09-11-2021, 01:15 AM
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Joke of the Day - by TexHill - 09-23-2021, 12:41 PM
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Joke of the Day - by kmon - 10-14-2021, 11:54 AM
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Joke of the Day - by montana - 02-04-2022, 09:25 PM
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Joke of the Day - by montana - 02-08-2022, 01:57 AM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 02-22-2022, 12:25 AM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 02-28-2022, 07:36 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-04-2022, 06:58 PM
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Joke of the Day - by montana - 06-12-2022, 07:43 PM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 07-01-2022, 07:33 PM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 07-14-2022, 08:50 PM
Joke of the Day - by jasper2408 - 07-22-2022, 03:23 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 07-31-2022, 02:07 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 08-01-2022, 10:22 AM
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Joke of the Day - by montana - 08-12-2022, 03:31 AM
Joke of the Day - by jasper2408 - 08-14-2022, 01:15 PM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 08-18-2022, 02:16 AM
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Joke of the Day - by JASmith - 08-24-2022, 01:27 PM
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Joke of the Day - by montana - 08-25-2022, 03:39 AM
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Joke of the Day - by montana - 08-30-2022, 04:51 AM
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Joke of the Day - by AZHTfreak - 10-06-2022, 02:16 AM
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Joke of the Day - by jasper2408 - 12-30-2022, 02:32 AM
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Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 01-24-2023, 03:06 PM
Joke of the Day - by jasper2408 - 02-15-2023, 05:40 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 02-17-2023, 03:34 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-01-2023, 12:08 AM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-01-2023, 12:11 AM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-03-2023, 02:00 AM
Joke of the Day - by jasper2408 - 03-11-2023, 01:06 PM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 03-11-2023, 03:15 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 03-11-2023, 04:59 PM
Joke of the Day - by BlogSarge - 03-12-2023, 06:43 PM
Joke of the Day - by Growler - 03-14-2023, 05:47 PM
Joke of the Day - by BlogSarge - 03-15-2023, 03:44 PM
Joke of the Day - by BluntForceTrauma - 03-19-2023, 04:17 PM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 03-20-2023, 03:15 AM
Joke of the Day - by Old Bob - 04-05-2023, 02:43 PM
Joke of the Day - by jasper2408 - 04-07-2023, 02:22 PM
Joke of the Day - by jasper2408 - 04-11-2023, 11:57 PM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 04-16-2023, 12:22 PM
Joke of the Day - by JASmith - 04-16-2023, 01:12 PM
Joke of the Day - by BlogSarge - 04-16-2023, 02:09 PM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 04-19-2023, 12:21 AM
Joke of the Day - by jasper2408 - 04-19-2023, 01:33 PM
Joke of the Day - by montana - 04-20-2023, 04:12 AM
Joke of the Day - by BlogSarge - 04-20-2023, 07:07 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 04-26-2023, 02:02 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 04-26-2023, 02:09 PM
Joke of the Day - by jasper2408 - 04-26-2023, 03:02 PM
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Joke of the Day - by jasper2408 - 05-11-2023, 01:54 PM
Joke of the Day - by kmon - 05-11-2023, 06:58 PM
Joke of the Day - by JASmith - 05-12-2023, 02:03 AM
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Joke of the Day - by jasper2408 - 05-19-2023, 12:25 AM
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