09-22-2018, 06:48 PM
A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday…
At the Club, the Doorman says, “Hi Jim, How are you?”
The Wife asks, “How does he know you?”
Jim says, “Oh, dear, I play football with him.”
Inside, the Bartender says, “The usual, Jim?”
Jim says to the wife, “Before you say anything, he’s on the darts team.”
Next a Stripper says, “Hi Jim! Do you crave the Special again?”
The wife storms out dragging Jim with her and jumps into a taxi…
The Taxi Driver says, “Hey Jimmy Boy! Low on money? You picked up an ugly one this time…”
Jim’s funeral is on Sunday….
At the Club, the Doorman says, “Hi Jim, How are you?”
The Wife asks, “How does he know you?”
Jim says, “Oh, dear, I play football with him.”
Inside, the Bartender says, “The usual, Jim?”
Jim says to the wife, “Before you say anything, he’s on the darts team.”
Next a Stripper says, “Hi Jim! Do you crave the Special again?”
The wife storms out dragging Jim with her and jumps into a taxi…
The Taxi Driver says, “Hey Jimmy Boy! Low on money? You picked up an ugly one this time…”
Jim’s funeral is on Sunday….