07-12-2016, 07:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-15-2016, 01:07 AM by Bravo Vector Tango.)
The EPA and CDC issued a joint statement shortly after the announcement acknowledging the discovery of Governmentium:
The Environmental Protection Agency and the Center for Disease Control are unanimous in our recommendation that upon discovery of even trace deposits of Governmentium, steps must be taken to immediately and properly dispose of it in its entirety. Because of the negative environmental impact, and the debilitating and irreversible neurological decline caused to humans on contact, Governmentium must be handled and disposed of with the greatest of care and caution.
It is in the best interest of the environment as well as our society, that it immediately be placed in dry cask storage, and relocated to deep geological depository facilities such as the Nuclear Waste storage facility operated by Idaho National Laboratories in Idaho Falls, Idaho, or the Yucca Mountain Nuclear Waste Repository in Nye county, Nevada.
However, No single facility should withstand the burden of the majority of Governmentium, due to it's cumulative hazard. Reported storage cask failure should be met with the immediate evacuation, and subsequent controlled collapse of the facility via detonation.
The Environmental Protection Agency and the Center for Disease Control are unanimous in our recommendation that upon discovery of even trace deposits of Governmentium, steps must be taken to immediately and properly dispose of it in its entirety. Because of the negative environmental impact, and the debilitating and irreversible neurological decline caused to humans on contact, Governmentium must be handled and disposed of with the greatest of care and caution.
It is in the best interest of the environment as well as our society, that it immediately be placed in dry cask storage, and relocated to deep geological depository facilities such as the Nuclear Waste storage facility operated by Idaho National Laboratories in Idaho Falls, Idaho, or the Yucca Mountain Nuclear Waste Repository in Nye county, Nevada.
However, No single facility should withstand the burden of the majority of Governmentium, due to it's cumulative hazard. Reported storage cask failure should be met with the immediate evacuation, and subsequent controlled collapse of the facility via detonation.