Pentagon to Destroy $1.2 Billion in Surplus Ammo

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PS: My mother in law use to work for NOAA, now get this?? Guess what her job was<<<<??? her job was cooking,,, coming up with different ways to cook shrimp I kid you not, she didn't even have a side arm nor a rifle doing that dangerous job, imagine that?? BAMG BAMG!!

I just report what I read. It may be absolute hooey. Note: the following is absolute hooey:

Slappy, what you do not know is that shrimp have become much meaner lately. In addition, if they are left in the sun, they will go bad. Now I don't know about you, but I would not feel safe around gangs of bad shrimp without a sidearm!
Jim

ps. It would be cool if your mother-in-law supplied the shrimp recipes for Bubba in Forest Gump.
pps. Maybe some of the "ammo" was actually dynamite, so the NOAA could fish the easy way?