08-17-2011, 03:47 PM
As I extricate my ketamine-numbed corpse from the ice-bath the honey trap lured me into the previous night, I check the gypsie witch-doctor sutures the black market surgeon did while robbing me of my kidney. They promised $10k, but the money was nowhere to be seen-my drink had been effectively spiked. I was doomed to be hustled from then on. All this, because I wanted a Hensoldt 3-12x56 Mil Dot scope with FFP, 34mm tube, and single-turn elevation turret...with some spare cash for Lapua brass and bullets...