01-28-2013, 04:53 PM
OK, thanks guys! Now I understand again!
Billions of Pounds/Dollars/Marks/Rubles/Francs/Shekels are spent every year because there are no conspiracies.
MI5/CIA/Bundesnachrichtendienst/FSB/Sûreté/Mossad exist because they have nothing to do.
Whistleblowers are prosecuted, disappeared, or die at remarkable rates because there are no secrets.
Armies, revolutionaries, and business machers publish their plans in advance because they plan nothing in secret and have nothing to hide.
Peer-reviewed scientific journals discuss the cost-benefit ratio of geoengineering because there are no chemtrails.
When confronted with epidemics a majority of doctors and nurses avoid vaccines because vaccines are safe and effective.
Semites with boxknives defeated the entireand completely non-secretsecurity apparatus of the most powerful nation in the world. Israeli moving company employees and art students were not high-fiving and laughing as they videotaped the non-demolition of the WTC.
Iraq had WMDs, Syria has WMDs, and Iran is building WMDs. Israel does not have even one WMD.
Raining white phosphorus indiscriminately on women and infants in Gaza is good because they are terrorists. White phosphorus is not a chemical weapon.
Oswald was a lone gunman.
The helicopter FLIR video released by the FBI was doctored to make the FBI look good at Waco.
Clinton did not have sex with that woman.
Phew! Thanks for the reminder. For a minute I thought all those officially sanctioned government conspiracy theories were fairy tales for kindergarteners. I had better reconnect my television so I dont have a relapse into critical thinking.
Billions of Pounds/Dollars/Marks/Rubles/Francs/Shekels are spent every year because there are no conspiracies.
MI5/CIA/Bundesnachrichtendienst/FSB/Sûreté/Mossad exist because they have nothing to do.
Whistleblowers are prosecuted, disappeared, or die at remarkable rates because there are no secrets.
Armies, revolutionaries, and business machers publish their plans in advance because they plan nothing in secret and have nothing to hide.
Peer-reviewed scientific journals discuss the cost-benefit ratio of geoengineering because there are no chemtrails.
When confronted with epidemics a majority of doctors and nurses avoid vaccines because vaccines are safe and effective.
Semites with boxknives defeated the entireand completely non-secretsecurity apparatus of the most powerful nation in the world. Israeli moving company employees and art students were not high-fiving and laughing as they videotaped the non-demolition of the WTC.
Iraq had WMDs, Syria has WMDs, and Iran is building WMDs. Israel does not have even one WMD.
Raining white phosphorus indiscriminately on women and infants in Gaza is good because they are terrorists. White phosphorus is not a chemical weapon.
Oswald was a lone gunman.
The helicopter FLIR video released by the FBI was doctored to make the FBI look good at Waco.
Clinton did not have sex with that woman.
Phew! Thanks for the reminder. For a minute I thought all those officially sanctioned government conspiracy theories were fairy tales for kindergarteners. I had better reconnect my television so I dont have a relapse into critical thinking.