WHY does anyone NEED an ASSAULT RIFLE?

[BluntForceTrauma]

Mongoose, I agree. I enjoy that, too, and also breaking the stereotype of gun owners as meat-head Bubba types. But you're right about most not being convinced by logic. I've gone round and round and round delving into constitutional theory and the Federalist papers and common sense and it just doesn't work with the vast majority.

Better to maintain your good humor and relaxed cheerful attitude and fire-off a few one-liners designed to make them feel you are the man and they are the whining child.

John