I was sittin' in my basement den watching NFL football when my wife yelled down, "Hey, have you ever got a shooting pain in your gut like someone is stabbing a voodoo doll of you with a big, sharp knife?"
I yelled back, "No, can't say that I have!"
I few seconds later I hear, "How about now?" :o
I yelled back, "No, can't say that I have!"
I few seconds later I hear, "How about now?" :o
I refuse to be victimized by notions of virtuous behavior.

