2020 Joke of the Day

[NugginFutz]

• Ratio of Igloo circumference to diameter = Eskimo Pi
  
• 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
  
• 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
  
• Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 Nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
  
• Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
  
• 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
  
• Shortest distance between jokes = A straight line
  
• 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
  
• 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
  
• 52 cards = 1 decacards
  
• 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
  
• 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
  
• 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
  
• 2 monograms = 1 diagram
  
• 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
  
• 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
  
• 365.25 days = 1 unicycle