2020 Joke of the Day

[Old Bob]

This morning Old Bob lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

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He placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.


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She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in his passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"


Old Bob thought for a few seconds and asked,

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"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"





No reason not to share the fun, eh, Bob?

Happy to share Nugginfutz. Since we're sharing...


This last winter I was ice fishing and not catching a thing. NugginFutz was ten fet away and reeling them in as fast as he could bait his hook.

I asked NugginFutz his secret, he replied “hmmpph yer hmrmph rmmm”.

I asked again, he replied, “hmmpph yer hmrmph rmmm”.

I told him I couldn’t understand. NugginFutz spit a huge gob of stuff from his mouth and said, “Keep your worms warm!”