2020 Joke of the Day

[kmon]

So this lady brings her cat to an old Country Veterinarian. She said it had been peeing indoors for the 1rst time, he turns and gives her a prescription and says that will be five dollars and thirty two cents. She gets a little upset, she says why you didn't even touch the cat. So he picks up the cat, looks at it head and down the top of its back, turns it sideways and looks at both sides, then holds it up and looks under the belly and finally completely around and lifts the tail. Then he says that will be five hundred five dollars and thirty two cents. Now she gets even more upset and asks why it was So expensive... He says well ma'am that was for the cat scan.