There was an old lady in a department store elevator. The doors opened & two rich ladies got on. One rich woman says to the other, "Smell this... Christian Dior, $50 an once!"
The other rich woman says, "Smell this... Channel #5, $60 an once.
The old lady farts & says, "Smell that? Brussel sprouts, $2.98 a pound!"
The other rich woman says, "Smell this... Channel #5, $60 an once.
The old lady farts & says, "Smell that? Brussel sprouts, $2.98 a pound!"

