02-09-2019, 03:40 PM
Wolverine, Grendel, and Beowulf walk into a bar. They sit down and holler at the mountainous bartender for drinks. Wolverine says " I'm lean and mean and terrible too!" , gulps his drink and slams it down breaking the glass to pieces. Grendel says "I can strike like lightning and hit like thunder!", downs his drink and throws the glass through the wall. Beowulf says "I hit harder than an erupting volcano!", drinks his, and brings down his arm breaking the oak bartop in half. They ask the now pissed off bartender which one of them would he choose to win in battle. He replies "None of ye! I'd choose meself!" They laugh and say "Who are YOU!?" He says "Me name's Barrett, and I can whip all three of ye together!", and proceeds to beat them out the door!