12-21-2015, 05:15 AM
cory Wrote:In my experience there's two kinds on democrats. The first and most common is the ignorant fool/ low I.Q. voter.
The 2nd is the elitist. They have the sense that they're above the common man, the rules shouldn't apply to them, and the peasants should be tightly controlled by the government, so that they can feel safe.
And in that vein:
Quote:A lawyer get's a new Merc, a big 600SEL in a custom color. He parks in front of the law office to show it off. He opens the door to get out but as he does this, a beat up pickup sideswipes the new Mercedes and knocks the door off into the street. As the pickup with the gun rack drives away, the lawyer steps out to look at what's left. "I can't believe this, I just drove this off the showroom ! My 600 is ruined!"
A citizen walks by and says, "You lawyers are so materialistic. Your worried about a stupid car and you don't even realize you've lost your arm from the elbow down."
The lawyer looks down, gasps and declares, "MY ROLEX!"