09-30-2011, 03:10 AM
Gunpowder contains nitroglycerin, which dilates your coronary arteries and helps you keep from dying every time you handle your Grendel. That's why it's important to put more powder in than it can burn, because it dilates your coronaries every time you shoot and keeps you alive during your bliss. You might get a headache, but that's not your high tech hearing protectors, that's the nitroglycerin, which is proven to be beneficial to you, unless you're in front of the Grendel, or if you're taking Viagra, which will then lower you're blood pressure and kill you. If you do take Viagra, do not shoot your Grendel instead of your smaller caliber weapon you take your Viagra for, or you might die. While we're on the subject, don't take iron tablets with your Viagra either, or you may involuntarily spin around and point to the north. Be wary, if you live in a nursing home, they may give you Viagra just to keep you from rolling out of bed.
Other things to keep you in good health are to work the handle of your Dillon progressive reloaded up and down as much as possible. This is known as aerobic exercise, and is very good for you and your budget. Believe, me, if you work it up and down yourself as much as possible you will shoot much more often and more cheaply than if someone else does it for you. You will live longer, and have much more potent ammunition than you can get otherwise.
Homebrewing your own beer helps tremendously. There are no preservatives, and besides tasting much better, it is very wholesome, coming straight from the grain, and causing you to make much more rational decisions concerning your health. Actually, this entire response has been written after consuming homebrewed beer, which by the way saved the world, and is clear evidence of it's healthful qualities. (Food can't be healthy by the way, as it is clearly dead. It can only be healthful if it is good for you.)
Other things to keep you in good health are to work the handle of your Dillon progressive reloaded up and down as much as possible. This is known as aerobic exercise, and is very good for you and your budget. Believe, me, if you work it up and down yourself as much as possible you will shoot much more often and more cheaply than if someone else does it for you. You will live longer, and have much more potent ammunition than you can get otherwise.
Homebrewing your own beer helps tremendously. There are no preservatives, and besides tasting much better, it is very wholesome, coming straight from the grain, and causing you to make much more rational decisions concerning your health. Actually, this entire response has been written after consuming homebrewed beer, which by the way saved the world, and is clear evidence of it's healthful qualities. (Food can't be healthy by the way, as it is clearly dead. It can only be healthful if it is good for you.)