Sig Brace illegal to shoulder

[Variable]

I was thinking about intending to use my shoe laces as machineguns. I'm guilty, I admit it. I understand the ATF classified shoelaces as machinegun components, and I can see why.

I have these kinds of very disturbing thoughts all the time, with a lot of deviant intent. For example, I frequently think about using military-style rifles for sporting purposes, and sporting style rifles for military purposes.

I even had a very naughty idea to shoulder a thing that goes up one time. I think I need a lawyer.




So much intent, so much shouldering, so much crime.

Stop right where you are Citizen! Do not attempt to resist! The Thought Police will be along to pick you up shortly.

Only through our valiant effort at re-education can you be saved from yourself.