Sig Brace illegal to shoulder

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I was thinking about intending to use my shoe laces as machineguns. I'm guilty, I admit it. I understand the ATF classified shoelaces as machinegun components, and I can see why.

I have these kinds of very disturbing thoughts all the time, with a lot of deviant intent. For example, I frequently think about using military-style rifles for sporting purposes, and sporting style rifles for military purposes.

I even had a very naughty idea to shoulder a thing that goes up one time. I think I need a lawyer.




So much intent, so much shouldering, so much crime.