02-05-2012, 01:04 AM
COFFEE HURTS
A friend was eating lunch on the 20th of February last year with a friend and her 6-year-old granddaughter. She was pretty animated as she talked about school and friends and teachers. As he sipped his coffee, he asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
She said "It's President's Day!"
She is a smart kid. So, he asked "What does President's Day mean?"
Waiting for her reply with something about Washington or Lincoln etc., she replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
He says it really, really, hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!
A friend was eating lunch on the 20th of February last year with a friend and her 6-year-old granddaughter. She was pretty animated as she talked about school and friends and teachers. As he sipped his coffee, he asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
She said "It's President's Day!"
She is a smart kid. So, he asked "What does President's Day mean?"
Waiting for her reply with something about Washington or Lincoln etc., she replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
He says it really, really, hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!
You seek escape from pain. We seek the achievement of happiness. You exist for the sake of avoiding punishment. We exist for the sake of earning rewards. Threats will not make us function; fear is not our incentive. It is not death that we wish to avoid, but life that we wish to live. - John Galt