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Chuck Norris & Glock
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04-09-2019, 06:31 PM
This is not a joke. Glock has just announced that Chuck Norris is their new celebrity spokesman, taking up the mantle previously held by R. Lee Ermy.

https://www.guns.com/news/2019/04/09/chu...-spokesman

Now for the jokes: Glock, for when a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is overkill!
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04-10-2019, 12:51 AM
Chuck Norris doesn’t pack a Glock. A Glock packs Chuck Norris.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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04-10-2019, 02:06 AM
Chuck Norris's tears cures cancer, too bad he never cries.
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04-10-2019, 02:23 AM
When superman gets ready for bed he puts on Chuck Norris pajamas.
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04-10-2019, 02:56 AM
Monsters have nightmares because they are afraid Chuck Norris is under their bed.
"Down the floor, out the door, Go Brandon Go!!!!!"
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