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12-07-2021, 02:18 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-07-2021, 02:21 PM by Stugotz.)
Santa flew down from the North Pole to El Paso County, Colorado Sheriff's office to get his CC Permit! No word on where he stashed his sleigh and reindeer.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/...mit-in-co/
I wonder if he carries a .45 or a 9mm...
Speed is Fine, Accuracy is final....but accurate hits at extremely high speed is final much faster.
I don't think you understand, these boys killed my dog!
Taking the gun off safe increases the velocity by 100%
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He'd better be carrying plenty of extra mags when he gets to Jackson MS.
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He's getting it b/c of needing to travel to Dimm-controlled cities with all the smash-grab, follow you home violence, LOL!!!
'Course if they try to follow him home, a) gets mighty cold up there, and b) they will need some flying reindeer!!
"Down the floor, out the door, Go Brandon Go!!!!!"
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Down here the "Homies" would 'jack Santa's sleigh & part it out in a chop shop. The reindeer would never be seen again. What else would you expect from slime balls that would steal all the toys & money from our local Make a Wish Foundation office? :mad: Addicts are heartless... :mad:
I refuse to be victimized by notions of virtuous behavior.
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If I was Santa, I'd be mounting an M134 on my sleigh this year.....
Let's go Brandon!
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For years, and year's we've warned children that this creep is watching them while they sleep. We sing about how he's familiar with the intimate details of their lives, such that he judges them if they ever lie. He is suspected in break-ins that follow a clear seasonal pattern, and the violations number in the hundreds of millions over tens of thousands of jurisdictions annually.
Does it really matter if he can hide his gun?
Nigh is the judgement of Santa Clause, for he is coming to town!
'Cause when we stop and look around us / There is nothing that we need
In a world of persecution / That is burning in its greed
[...]in the grey of the morning / My mind becomes confused
Between the dead and the sleeping / And the road that I must choose
--"Question", Justin Hayward
