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2020 Joke of the Day - Old Bob - 10-28-2020
For my Texas brothers...
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2020 Joke of the Day - montana - 10-30-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - Old Bob - 10-30-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 10-31-2020
1. ARBITRAITOR
A cook that leaves Arbys to work at McDonalds
2. BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage.
3. BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees through
4. AVOIDABLE
What a bullfighter tries to do
5. EYEDROPPER
Clumsy ophthalmologist
6. CONTROL
A short, ugly inmate
7. COUNTERFEITER
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
8. ECLIPSE
What an English barber does for a living.
9. LEFT BANK
What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
10. HEROES
What a man in a boat does
11. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower
12. PARADOX
Two physicians
13. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm
14. POLARIZE
What penguins see through
15. PRIMATE
Remove your spouse from in front of TV
16. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring
17. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife
18. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does
19. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official
20. PARADIGMS
twenty Cents
2020 Joke of the Day - Old Bob - 10-31-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 11-05-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - Old Bob - 11-05-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 11-14-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - Lemonaid - 11-14-2020
2020 Joke of the Day - Old Bob - 11-14-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - montana - 11-26-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - Sinclair - 11-27-2020
Montana, it isn't funny. Do you realize how much harm that man can do in just five minutes? We have had idiots for Presidents before, but we can only hope that he stays in the basement for four years.
2020 Joke of the Day - montana - 11-27-2020
Sinclair Wrote:Montana, it isn't funny. Do you realize how much harm that man can do in just five minutes? We have had idiots for Presidents before, but we can only hope that he stays in the basement for four years.
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2020 Joke of the Day - Old Bob - 11-27-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - NugginFutz - 11-27-2020
This is straight from Scotland.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was :
"Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk."
The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote :
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
2020 Joke of the Day - NugginFutz - 11-27-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 11-28-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - Sinclair - 11-28-2020
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Montana, it is a crying shame that so many Americans have failed to learn the lessons that history has taught us red necked country boys and girls.
2020 Joke of the Day - GregP42 - 11-28-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - TomSawyerNW - 11-29-2020
LOL! So true.
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