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2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 08-28-2020

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2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 08-28-2020

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2020 Joke of the Day - TexHill - 08-29-2020

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2020 Joke of the Day - montana - 08-29-2020

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2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 08-29-2020

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2020 Joke of the Day - montana - 08-30-2020

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2020 Joke of the Day - usmcm16a2 - 09-06-2020

What do you call a bar stool flipped over, seating for four in gay bar! A2


2020 Joke of the Day - Old Bob - 09-06-2020

Speaking of stools.. LOL

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2020 Joke of the Day - Old Bob - 09-06-2020

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2020 Joke of the Day - NugginFutz - 09-06-2020

As a kid, did you ever knock on peoples doors
and run away before they could answer?


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Well, guess what... we are hiring.


2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 09-06-2020

The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle...

The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.

She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, threw it out of the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place.

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong things. You live on the wrong side of the Ocean. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!!


2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 09-06-2020

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2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 09-06-2020

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2020 Joke of the Day - Fess - 09-07-2020

I'm a bit embarrassed to admit that it took me a little while to get the bathroom joke.


2020 Joke of the Day - Old Bob - 09-09-2020

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2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 09-10-2020

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2020 Joke of the Day - TexHill - 09-12-2020

This is at the restaurant that my brother-in-law manages north of Dallas. It's the owner's 3 great aunts.
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2020 Joke of the Day - TexHill - 09-15-2020

When I die I want to die like my grandfather died peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car.


2020 Joke of the Day - Sinclair - 09-16-2020

TexHill Wrote:When I die I want to die like my grandfather died peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car.

A good one! My Father-in-law fell asleep at the wheel just about every time we went for a drive! I do not know which was more scary, him being asleep or Mother-in-law grabbing the steering wheel.


2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 09-16-2020

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