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Joke of the Day - montana - 08-04-2023

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Joke of the Day - kmon - 08-06-2023

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Joke of the Day - JASmith - 08-06-2023

Too true to be bring a belly-busting laugh!

I nonetheless advise folks to look for multi-fuel hybrid vehicles. (multi-fuel = gas diesel, alcohol, natural gas, butane, etc.)

Hedges most of the obvious bets plus a few.

Joke of the Day - jasper2408 - 08-11-2023

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Joke of the Day - jasper2408 - 08-11-2023

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Joke of the Day - kmon - 08-12-2023

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Joke of the Day - BlogSarge - 08-12-2023

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Just about choked on my amaretto and spewed it my keyboard.

Joke of the Day - kmon - 08-13-2023

Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time."

Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”

Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis."

He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.” Passenger: “Sounds like he was really something special.”

Cabbie: “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer."

He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right every single time.”

Passenger: “Wow, what a guy!”

Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good."

He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.

He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”

Passenger: “How did you meet him?”



Cabbie: “I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.”

Joke of the Day - kmon - 08-15-2023

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Joke of the Day - JASmith - 08-15-2023

Dang — I can relate!

Joke of the Day - kmon - 08-16-2023

I can as well Sir. Sore ribs and side from a fall a month ago.

Joke of the Day - kmon - 08-17-2023

A frog decides to visit a fortune teller to find out if he'll ever find his princess. The fortune teller reads his palm, and after a few brief moments of contemplation, begins her reading. "I have good news, and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" The frog, anxious for the possibility of true love, chooses the good news first. "You are going to meet the most beautiful girl," the fortune teller says. "She's going to be very interested in you, and will know everything there is to know about you. You'll open up to her, and give her your heart."

Pleased, the frog then cautiously asks for the so-called bad news. To this, the fortune teller replies, "You'll meet her in a Biology class."

Joke of the Day - kmon - 08-17-2023

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Joke of the Day - montana - 08-18-2023

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Joke of the Day - Old Bob - 08-21-2023

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Joke of the Day - jasper2408 - 08-28-2023

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Joke of the Day - jasper2408 - 08-28-2023

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Joke of the Day - kmon - 08-28-2023

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Joke of the Day - Old Bob - 08-28-2023

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Joke of the Day - kmon - 08-29-2023

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