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2020 Joke of the Day - BluntForceTrauma - 01-02-2020
Here's to a new year of laughter and good humor!
2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 01-02-2020
I am posting this with a heavy heart..💔💔💔
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
As much as I love Hunting, fishing and everything that comes with it...this is taking up too much of my time and money. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of cleaning and cooking and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection.
Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low ball offers. I know what my stuff is worth.
Thanks for reading and understanding my sorrow.
1. Dustpan and broom (will not break up set)
2. Sponges
3. Duster
4. Mop and bucket (again, sold as a set)
5. Lawn Mower
6. Vacuum
7. Leaf Blower
8. Hand Tools
9. Yard Tools
2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 01-03-2020
So this lady brings her cat to an old Country Veterinarian. She said it had been peeing indoors for the 1rst time, he turns and gives her a prescription and says that will be five dollars and thirty two cents. She gets a little upset, she says why you didn't even touch the cat. So he picks up the cat, looks at it head and down the top of its back, turns it sideways and looks at both sides, then holds it up and looks under the belly and finally completely around and lifts the tail. Then he says that will be five hundred five dollars and thirty two cents. Now she gets even more upset and asks why it was So expensive... He says well ma'am that was for the cat scan.
2020 Joke of the Day - NugginFutz - 01-04-2020
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Folks, just remember as you read this, this person probably drives AND votes!
2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 01-04-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - montana - 01-04-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - Old Bob - 01-05-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - NugginFutz - 01-05-2020
January 4, 2020 6:49 AM
The plane crash I refer to (below) happened only 10 days ago near
Osseo in Northern Wisconsin's Trempeleau County.
It will be labeled as "Wisconsin's worst air disaster," so...I thought
you might like to know about it.
I'll quote the short news article I read from the Eau Claire Leader
Telegram:
"Wisconsin's worst air disaster occurred today when a Cessna 152,
a small 2 or 3-seater plane, crashed into a Norwegian Lutheran
Church cemetery, here, early this morning.
Ole Olsen and Sven Svensen, working as a search and rescue team,
have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect the number to climb...
as digging continues into the evening."
I'll keep you posted.
2020 Joke of the Day - NugginFutz - 01-05-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - montana - 01-05-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - stanc - 01-06-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 01-06-2020
An 80-year-old Texas rancher goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'
'I'm from Texas and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm In such good shape. I'm up well before daylight riding herd and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.'
'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?'
'Who said my father's dead?'
The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's still alive? How old is he?'
'He's 100 years old,' says the old Texan. 'In fact he worked with and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had some beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a Texas rancher and he's a hunter and fisherman too.'
'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?'
'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'
Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's' still alive?'
'He's 118 years old,' says the man.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?'
'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?'
'Who said he wanted to?'
2020 Joke of the Day - Old Bob - 01-08-2020
A pregnant woman was brought into an emergency room. She was shouting, "CAN'T, WON'T, SHOULDN'T, WOULDN'T, DIDN'T!"
The ER Doc says, "Get her into the delivery room stat! She's having contractions!"
2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 01-08-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - kmon - 01-09-2020
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2020 Joke of the Day - A5BLASTER - 01-09-2020
kmon Wrote:
I was wondering when they would bring out an Obama toliet seat.
2020 Joke of the Day - montana - 01-10-2020
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